The Arizona legislature has come to regret hiring Dan Cortese to draft the state’s criminal code in the late ‘90s.

a team that the rest of the Big Sky conference hates

VIOLENTLY ripped the ball from him? Get the fuck out of here.

Grayson Allen has the most punchable face since _____. Hansboro?

I was struck by a thought yesterday while watching this game: What if this meltdown happened last year? I bet several aspects of the season would be significantly different this year.

Jacksonville is going to change it up by putting Rob in charge. That guy is basically a North Florida elemental.

Never lost in the World Series though.

“This Week’s Guide to Ignoring Ignoring the NFL”

That’s a horrible counterpoint

eSports needs to die. It’s not a sport.

Not only should you watch Saturday Night NFL games, you should be vocal about the fact that you are watching the game. Perhaps mention how much more you like games on Saturday night than Thursday night, and how you stopped watching Thursday games because they were crappy and there were other things to watch/do.

The McAdoo playbook

Because it’s Eli, I assume they were using these:

This is my problem with the way these events/alleged events are reported here and elsewhere: every time a witch hunt gets started and then it turns out it was wrong, it damages the credibility of future, real assault allegations.

Can you ask Jezebel to cross post this just so they one billion unique clicks, and a few trillion comments?

Went back to read the comments on the original story. Maybe we should just hold off on publicly shaming everyone accused of a crime until all the facts are in. Just a thought. And kudos to Deadspin for posting a follow up. A lot of media outlets probably aren’t going to bother.

The end. Everything fits in the end.

Dude.

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