Trump isn’t even president yet now.... For God’s sake, man! Not everything is political.

Wasn’t even president till ‘09. Merry Xmas, you dumb bastard.

The game could have been 38-34 and Deadspin would have still found something to complain about.

Actually Timmy, the games were pretty good today. As usual, Deadspin’s coverage of the NFL has been lacking. You’re better than this, Timmy.

Heeyyyy, thanks for putting in some work on a Saturday, Timmy

Sports!

Just checking back to see who would take the bait.... aaaaaannnd congratulations Pedo Comment Deux!

Chris, I hate soccer. May we please have a guide on avoiding soccer? You know what? This whole idea is fantastic! An article on a sports website about avoiding the most popular sport in the U.S.! Good stuff, there, Chris....

All you’re doing is sitting on your ass watching Game Day looking for amusing signs, but running this feature every week is too much work for you? Sad.