Eli, sadly, was not invited

The photo on the boat looks like A) Wu Tang album art or B) a DVD sleeve promo shot for a gay porn. “Twinks in da Hood” anyone?

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

What do we want?!

Get out.

Favorite graffiti from the USC days:

That’s not true. Fake sports!

Yes he does.

Yes he is.

Totally agree! It’s nice to see at least one Deadspin commenter knows what’s going on in the NFL. A lot of commenters seem very uninformed. Thanks for adding to the conversation!

You idiot, Howie Long retired like twenty years ago. You’re probably thinking of Justin Tuck, who has been pretty stout for the Raiders this season.

If it’s any consolation, You can still rub baby oil on each other.

I hope you light it for the winner.

Raiders run defense has been lousy all season. Arian Foster should have a HUGE game. 

Personally, I can’t wait to watch JJ Watt take apart Oakland’s offense and dominate the game like he’s done all season. Should be a good game.

I was waiting for this stupidity to pop up, and I’m glad you obliged. There is a vast difference between laying a hit on someone, which is what you expect when you walk on the field, and having an item of personal property destroyed because Dickhead McShitbrains decided to act like a douche.

“I’m a raging asshole” suspiciously absent from Talib’s explanation.

Crabtree should legit file a theft/assault charge with local police. Fuck Talib and those who keep enabling him. Hopefully he shoots his dick off this offseason.

Loo-iss-veel?

“Luh”-”vul”