Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Can’t we have our escapism to escape ?

I knew an anti-fascist once. He spent many years of his youth hunting them down and killing them. He, and a lot of his friends, travelled across the world to wade through hundreds of miles of mud, blood and terror, in order to dig those bastards out of their holes and kill them. A lot of his friends are still over…

*Marianne Williamson promises to publicly audit all four sports leagues*

I mean even racists know the Japanese play their fair share of video games. How long until they become self aware of the fact that there are no mass shootings there?

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

Ivanka, this is why Samantha called you a feckless cunt. When you have the power to do something, and instead choose to remain complicit, and then pretend to care, you just might be a feckless cunt.

Ann Coulter, 12/3/18:

Get the WWE to set up the intros and debate, loud music, light shows, pyrotechnics, Michael Buffer, etc... Quick rules reminder then the ref starts rapid fire questions and timer. Say a verifiable lie and any candidate can gut punch you, someone goes over their time the next up must whack them with a folding chair, go…

You definitely can’t say that the murder of his wife led Polanksi to rape a child.

Hell yeah.

Every American has been that light or lighter! Literally every single one of us.

Yeah, but what about Tom Cruise?

It’s just you.

What color was her skin? Asking for a racist.