“We were able to test what happens when you put someone up that high. They freeze up,”

I was going to post a photo from the scene in Major League where the fans in the outfield say “no way, too high” when the fat slugger hits a dinger, but then I went back and watched the scene and god damn, that was a crazy racist movie. So ya, I didn’t post it.

If this whole NBA thing doesn’t work out for Jim Butts, he has a lucrative future in the Name of the Year bracket for years to come. That name would instantly put him on the level of all-time greats Mike Diaper and Chardonnay Beaver 

Do not laugh at Doom’s almighty tooting!

Now Bell will have to battle the Draymond Green Ranger

That closing line... wow. Just... wow

DOOM APPROVES

To be fair, he knows how to set a table.

Marchman?

If I really tried to think of a better representation of this...ugh, White House, I couldn’t have possibly beaten this 

Is that you Eli?

How are they going to explain Harvey just straight up shooting not-Tommy? At that point, the town knew he was “back”, sooo now what?

Only the browns could figure out a way to somehow have a .500 record after 3 games

Catchers are position players 

Jason approves 

Where’s the Tylenol?

Noice

Wait, I’m confused. Why did Trump cite a WaPo article? I thought they were a failing amazon lobbying firm.