Based on what my dietician has informed me, it’s actually everything that tastes GOOD that’s bad for you.

We should probably start seizing all super yachts with unclear ownership.

I doubt a single upstanding person owns one without clear ownership.

The New York Times reported the company’s profit was the highest it had been since 2014. Chevron also experienced its most profitable year since 2014

I hate changing time but maybe they chose the wrong one? From the NY Times article: 

This is peak armchair quarterback.  Great work!

Liberals seem dead set on taxing the crap out of everyone to support giving money to causes that conservatives don’t agree with.

“Palm Springs hotel whose nightly rate is likely higher than the value of most of my Jeeps. Combined.”

“The Biden administration”

A couple questions:

*vampire hiss*

We have to see if he floats, first.

He turned me into a newt!

You need to visit your local Dodge dealership.

Crank windows. I do not miss the years of reaching across the front seat to get the window down and can’t imagine doing that again. 

Like most every other comment, I will say carbs.

Don’t forget when some brands issued separate door and ignition keys! I don’t miss that!

we are a third world country. just one with a lot of money. we lack alot of basic services real world leading countries have.  all we have is a large military and a large slave labor force we incarcerated for that purpose. 

God, when Missouri is ahead of you in ... well anything you are seriously failing

These guys aren’t policemen, they’re assholes on a power-trip. Look at this shit: