Silas Von Dookiebird
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11/12/19
5:31 PM
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Well Mr./Ms. Negative, you’re wrong. Spring in Wisconsin will arrive on November 29th. It will then come again on December 17th, January 3rd, February 17th and 22nd, and March 3rd. There will actually be a short summer arriving on December 19th but then the temps will plunge into the deep-minuses for a couple weeks Read more

11/11/19
7:09 PM
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You bastard! I didn’t expect this. But now that I see it, it’s inevitable. It’s perfect. URA bastard!

11/11/19
7:06 PM
2

Boeing Executive: No problem, we can fix this with a quick software fix. Have this back up in a jiffy.

11/8/19
9:50 AM
1

Hey, don’t knock it. He got his 3-day chip. Next time, maybe he’ll go 5 days, or a week. Next thing you know, he’ll be up to a month, a year, 5 years. We should support him in his recovery. Not be haters.

11/7/19
2:40 PM
2

You’re in. It’s 70 hours a week. And of course it’s unpaid. Joggles, we’re like Uber but worse.

11/6/19
12:49 PM
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Historically, he’s [checks notes] totally wrong. Think seatbelt laws. 40 years ago nobody used their seatbelts. My mom, in fact, remembers when using seatbelts became a thing and remembers resisting because she didn’t want to wrinkle her clothes. I remember standing in the front seat as a child with nobody wearing Read more

11/6/19
9:50 AM
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I had a Camry with a stick that was a few years newer than this. Surprisingly fun car to drive (slow car fast and all that). It wasn’t fast but the engine was quite “peppy” i would say. Great car.
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11/5/19
10:17 AM
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Innuendos aside, this is what I feel many places lack. In SE Michigan, I feel like those guys work bank hours and keep the blade an inch of the road to avoid catching it on buckled seams, so it’s a constant downward spiral. At least in PA, they’d slam that blade into the street and cut it clean at all hours of Read more

11/4/19
10:08 AM
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Neutral: Haven’t you seen all the comments from people saying “I’ll never buy an EV until I can get 700 miles of charge in 15 minutes. I can refill my [random ICE vehicle] in 5 minutes and get 390 miles. I never pee. My bladder is the size of a yoga ball and when I go on all my 8,321 mile road trips, I store it in a Read more