Camry wagon - nailed it. Can’t unsee.

“I’m changing the climate. Ask me how!”

This is incredibly unjust. The purpose of punitive damages is not only to punish but also to deter harmful conduct. This does neither. Instead it gives companies a green light to continue mistreating employees.

And this happens with gas prices about every 10 years it seems. Apparently people forget very quickly, go buy the biggest, thirstiest truck they can finance for 96 months, and then freak out when gas prices go up. Then it’s rinse and repeat.

Dogwhistle alert! Dogwhistle alert!

Since Russia is so obviously and thoroughly suppressing news of its invasion within Russia, could Musk/Starlink (“Musklink” [gross]) give everyone in Russia access to the interwebs so they can stream news, plan protests, research the most comfortable way to survive the gulag for having impure thoughts, etc? Or make…

OMG ID BUZZ!

While I get it that stop—drive 50 feet—stop—drive 50 feet—stop...  will obliterate gas mileage, this is shocking. And it seems like it’s the perfect fit for electric — more batteries for longer routes, smaller batteries for shorter routes, tons of torque to get the thing rolling, no wasted energy or fuel when it’s…

He’s a witch! Burn him!

Liposuction?

The Two Keys for Thee system was the worst!

This is the correct take. In Mexico if you get pulled over for nothing, you just pay the $20 fine right there in cash and off you go. In AL, they take your car with all your stuff in it and tell you to sue to get it back.

I think the real problem is that my NANOBOTS finally became MAGNETIC (finally, jesus! i thought they weren’t working) and that will throw off the old-timey compasses in the airplanes and may interfere with the PILOTS’ MAGNETIC NANOBOTS also too causing them to have VERTIGO and FLIGHT TERRORS.

Sad times that you have to read this far down to get to a good pun. Still, chapeau!

My wife’s dad’s V10 cat got jacked a while ago. Over $2k to replace but thankfully insurance covered nearly all of it. Wondering how long the new one will last...

I’ve got a beard but have been WFH for nearly two years now, get groceries delivered or do curbside pickup, and rarely go anywhere. But if I have to go somewhere where I’ll be inside with other human persons for more than a few minutes, the beard comes off. I can deal with the emotional torment of knowing my weak ass…

I’m wondering if the judge could just say “I find the mandatory minimum sentences in this case constitute cruel and unusual punishment under the 8th Amendment. The mandatory minimums are therefore unconstitutional. Ten years. [smacks gavel a few times for dramatic effect]”

I figured it was because seeing more of Holden looking Oh So Concerned! has become intolerable.

Just gotta steam ‘em up!

I like to try to keep them on the line for several minutes and then tell them to kill themselves. Hasn’t stopped the calls but makes me feel like a humanitarian adding good, positive energy to the world.