Silas Von Dookiebird
dookiebird
1/15/20
11:27 AM
149

Pulling through is Okay.  Parallel parking facing the wrong direction is NOT.  

1/15/20
11:24 AM
776

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

1/15/20
8:16 AM
115

I’m a simple man. I see this and click “Nice Price.” You can keep all the rest of the bullshit to yourself.

1/14/20
2:52 PM
18

That’s why you hit them with pictures of dead kids and child-sized coffins constantly. Unless you can actually hit them with a baseball bat - then do that instead. Read more

1/14/20
9:53 AM
136

As a milennial, I might get in trouble for mentioning this, but we are actually meeting late next week to discuss new ways to fuck that up. Read more

1/10/20
9:30 AM
175

So wait, Subaru becomes more and more humdrum by the year and Toyota starts making the fun cars?

1/7/20
9:46 AM
96

Someone in planning was lied to about how big 8" actually is.

1/7/20
7:39 AM
6

With their dwindling sales, it’ll be more of a half ass village. 

1/6/20
11:22 PM
33

I hadn’t thought of that, but now I’ll have to mule that over.

1/6/20
11:08 PM
43

Am I the only one who pictured an entire city populated by donkeys?