Time to switch from Kei to Dekotora.

Great work, Biden!

Can someone give me details on the packets of parmesan cheese, red pepper flakes, and soy sauce? Are we talking a handful of each or like boxes? Need to know.

CLEAN THE TOILET or put the damn seat down. Fucking gross!

Starred because I assume this is sarcasm. If it’s not sarcasm, a pox on your house!

That’s hilarious. Left me in stitches!

Duct tape would like a word.

It’s English feet. So it’s not actually 72 inches. It’s more like 3/4 of a hogsbead or 3-1/2 snapwoozles.

You mean like the $1 Billion in assets, or $100 Million in capital gains in three consecutive years threshold that’s in the bill? Something like that? So this bill would only impact 700 people in the entire country and not come even remotely close to affecting any non-Musk/non-Bezos or their ilk?

This will fuck every American trying to save for their future.

She had a preexisting condition (living) so dying was her own fault.

Would a Fuel Shark work on an electric vehicle? I’d think so. Maybe that’s the solution - mandate free Fuel Sharks with all electric vehicles so manufacturers could reduce battery capacity by like 20%!!1!

Starting in 2024, you’ll just have to mix oil in with your Fight Milk to maintain your masculinity.

A full-on leafblower ban wouldn’t cripple anything. They were fine before leafblowers were everywhere and they’ll be fine if they’re banned. And I say this literally watching my dickwad neighbor’s dickwad landscaper blow a huge cloud of dust into the street [not directly on my car, for once, but only because I parked…

Amen!

HOLY FUCK, MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!!1!

american southerners are “nice” in that they are overly polite and feign kindness while being complete, usually bigoted assholes beneath the surface.

Charger + Apartment Complex = Most American Combo

I think you should post this a few dozen more times

VW TDI Sportwagen. Also known as the “free car” because they paid us more to buy it back than we paid for it. Loved that car (except for the whole fraud thing) and it definitely babied really easily.