Holy crap you suck.

As the kids would say, “ikr”

I thought the second paragraph was just going to say “Oh wait. Yeah. It was a POS. Nevermind.”

Hard to argue with that.

speedhumps are slavery because they are an infringement of your FREEDOMS to drive! ban speedhumps and speedbumps. greg abbot! please pass a bill banning them because of persaonal FREEDOMS. you know who wanted to control when/where/how fast people could drive? that’s right, NAZIS! first they came for the speeders and I…

So why not take legal action if he suffered harm?

Yes, it’s called the Golf R.

Would that be minding your own business sitting at a red light that hasn’t turned green yet? In stop-and-go traffic with a huge line of cars in front of you? Or while someone’s pushing a stroller in the cross-walk in front of you?

They should just team up and make it “BlueperCruise.” Because Blue Oval, Super Cruise, ya know. Then all we need to do is get Bob Saget out of retirement and he could make a show featuring self-driving accidents. How fun!

Need new category for:

Preach! I hate having to drive around when my car is on fumes looking for a gas station with a noozle that fits my car. I really which they had standardized those at some point. Yeesh!

“Value Village James Lipton” = comedy gold. I can’t stop laughing!

Yes, we can blame them. And we should.

I’ve been saying this for years. We spend so much time/energy/money trying to thwart the right wing states’ efforts to drag us into the stone ages. Cut ‘em loose. Let them form their libertarian utopia in the south. Then, when they realize, whoops, maybe this wasn’t such a good idea, it’ll be too late. You’re out. L8R…

I’d try to contribute, but I think you hit the mane points.

Let’s all revel in the awesomeness of your memory and this post. Wow.

Occam’s Razor answer to how a 62 hp car could cook along so nicely when the taillights show this is not the more powerful 65: LS Swap.

dripping with sarcasm?

Be careful. Last thing you want is to be saying, “Hey, look at this sweet step I built. By the way, could someone help me up? My big ass herniated disk is killing me.”

Antifa!