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Silas Von Dookiebird
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They wanted to be ballers, shot-callers

Bad but entertaining alternate solution: kick the jacks out from under the car.

Anything that gets less then 20mpg, there are enough solid ways to improve efficiency that there is no excuse for things getting anything less. 

Choosing the right turd” is the first thing my brain read. Do I need help?

When your entire culture is outrage and contrarian, there is no bottom, and the window can move any direction at any time. That’s one reason it’s so successful. They just move to the next thing, even if it’s the exact opposite of the last thing, just so long as the thing is against the DEMOCRAT and still makes someone

Imma stop you RIGHT there... no... just no.

My coworker listens to Hannity all day long and I love how Hannity complains that Biden is doing nothing for the common man buying gas and then when Biden wants to grab from the oil reserve to lower prices he complains about that as well. The GOP never ceases to amaze me with their bullshit.

This is an excellent list! I might add for international overnight flights the passenger who refuses to close the window shade despite exasperated reminders from the flight attendants, because then everyone might be able to sleep and leave them feeling lonely, and you want to burn your retinas watching that glorious su

Let’s not forget that GM not only had to be bailed out by the government, but also had to kill off Pontiac in the process. Not really sure if he put any effort into the visuals here. Typical Boomer.

Nothin’ better than some crusty old prick fetishizing four thousand pounds of 6mpg unreliability that merely manages to be loud and look cool-ish.

“...he’s already receiving death threats for the changes.”

Special Note: The Republican Women could care less about Sinema’s clothing, and the commentary about it. They’ve likely privately said a few things about it themselves.

So, what happens if an avowed black nationalist decides to bring a bunch of guns to a trump rally because they “were concerned about property and safety”? What happens then?

I wish a lifetime of hardship and sorrow on him and his mother, who dropped him off with his AR-15 like he was going to soccer practice. 

Worse. They just legalized murder.(as long as you’re the right color and class) This is gonna be used as precedent by so many borderline gun nuts that always dreamed of the immunity cops possess and now they have it so long as they claim they were defending themselves or felt “threatened”.

Well, now black people could be entirely justified to cross borders into another state with a rifle to defend black neighborhoods, and even use this defense if they end killing someb...

Ideally, if they met, they would shoot each other.

If he had dark skin he he’d be dead.

I don’t know who I heard say it, but they said it best, “Employers love to talk supply and demand until it comes to labor.”