Would be one hell of a yarn to tell the grandchildren.

Speak for yourself. It needled me.

I believe you have the wrong thread. 

Yeah, sew funny.

tbf - i really am well traveled in this country and western europe and i ahve hit some spots in this country that have skeeved me the fuck out too. Thinking of a stop i made in Idaho a few years ago where the open carry, rebel flag flying guys drinking beers in the parking lot outnumbered the rest of us.

A little self awareness might be great on the part of you MAGA chodes. NO reasonable evolved life form wants anything to do with you. Maybe take the hint.......

You are misusing it. That is for WRX owners to keep the hat brim crispy flat.

Umm, though it is a motorsickle, the Harley Davidson clothing line needs to be burned to the ground and eradicated from the universe. Like most of their riders. 

The whole airline employees missing due to opting out of vaccines thing is a dumb conspiracy theory that has been debunked multiple times.

Probably the part where it comes in with “private profits, public losses.”

dad jokes!

Do you think the increasing popularity of EVs could be related to all these battery charges?

A clear distinction, thank you.

Imperial snapwoozles. 

72 inches is six feet.  84 for 7.  That is at least 7/8 of a hogsbead.

LS Swap.

How the hell are drivers meant to get through that while texting? It’s government gone mad, completely out of touch with road users’ Instagram-watching needs.

“Is Elon Musk doing this to me with some kind of shittification beam from a satellite in geosynchronous orbit?”

How am I going to get sick when I’ve just been tying these onions to my belt, which has been the style for some time now?

I know most people will hate this idea- most new cars have technology which can read speed limits.