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Fight Milk already comes with several times the allowable daily limit of crow oil so if you’re adding any additional oils you want to be sure they’re from an avian source. I know it’s a hassle but I don’t make the Bird Law in this country.

This country is overdue for a reckoning in general about what labor is worth and how people deserve to be treated.

Now in this new “work from Home” world, you realize how annoying those things are. It appears that there is one landscaper working in the neighborhood at any given time during the day. And 10 of them during important zoom meetings.

But my fragile masculinity runs on small gas engines.

What, trying to stem the tide of heating up the planet?

I hate gas-powered maintenance equipment, but this seems like a practical approach. I’m glad it’s not an outright ban, since that would cripple all of the small business landscaping and maintenance companies. It would be economically devastating for the smaller guys, having to replace their entire maintenance fleets

something something devin nunes’ comet.

DISCO INFERNO.

A couple of things, the author is kind of correct, if you have any kind of footprint in California, business or personal, the entire thing is being taxed by the state. Unless they move the entire enterprise, it doesn’t mean much. Musk himself has more of an impetus to get out because the state taxes capital gains and

Exactly.  All the people moving from California to Texas are going to want their Texas exactly like their California. 

Honestly I’m fine with all these tech companies moving to Texas, it’s what has been shifting the state blue over the last 20 years. If enough blue gets injected to flip it then there is literally no path to the presidency for conservatives which is a win in my book.

I bet if they changed the “Beat Bobby Flay” show to “Beat Bobby Flay with a Tire Iron” they would have gotten double the ratings.

Not going to lie, the comments section makes me happy. I have been a cyclist for 15 years and a car nut far longer, and I distinctly remember when the Jalopnik comments section was vehemently anti-cyclist to the point of some who advocated for what this asshole did.

I love car cultures- donks, lowriders, Bosozoku, drift, hell, even stance- what’s particular about all of them is they take an ordinary (or less-than ordinary) car and make it special; they improve it in some specific way, either aesthetically or performance-related. All, that is, except for coal rollers. Rolling coal

His mother and father were siblings.

“HOLY FUCK, MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!!1!”

Ford Ecosport

Mitsubishi. Doesn’t matter what model.

I see Facebook going down permanently as an absolute win for the entire world. I wish this wasn’t just temporary. Its a terrible steward of people’s data and shops that data to the highest bidder, allowing the spread of deadly misinformation.

Facebook is evil.

I deleted Facebook 5 years ago and have not looked back. Trust me, life is better without it. If you must play VR, just do it on Steam.