Aw mom.... rice again!

They’ll also refuse treatment with fluvoxamine because, like super patriot Allen West, they’ll claim they don’t want to enrich the coffers of Big Pharma. They’d rather opt for monoclonal antibodies that are made by...uhhh, Big Pharma.

I’m guessing they’ll stick with the donkey meds because actual science is anathema to them.

Also, real, masculine men don’t have depression and taking anti-depressents might make them feel feelings, like women! That would be terrible. /s

A clear distinction, thank you.

Imperial snapwoozles. 

72 inches is six feet.  84 for 7.  That is at least 7/8 of a hogsbead.

LS Swap.

How the hell are drivers meant to get through that while texting? It’s government gone mad, completely out of touch with road users’ Instagram-watching needs.

“Is Elon Musk doing this to me with some kind of shittification beam from a satellite in geosynchronous orbit?”

Have they considered using invasive cats to solve this problem?

How am I going to get sick when I’ve just been tying these onions to my belt, which has been the style for some time now?

 That's because you're a stupid person who doesn't understand things. 

Gold! Take your star!

Bravo!

It’s cute how they see themselves as heroes rather than gigantic piss babies. That photo on the capitol building is too precious.

And during that moment of silence, I’ll say “screw ‘em” and every other antivax idiot that quit their jobs rather than get a simple shot. 

Am I in the minority that finds Candy Corn delicious?