Why, exactly, are there no maximum speed governors on American cars? We can buy cars that are capable of joining the 200MPH club directly off the lot. In a country where the highest posted speed limit is 85, wouldn’t a mandated 100MPH governor in all cars be reasonable?

I know most people will hate this idea- most new cars have technology which can read speed limits.

Exactly. You want John Wick? This is how you get John Wick.

I say this as someone who likes driving fast, who owns fast cars, and who is generally skeptical of adding more bureaucracy to our lives:

Fight Milk already comes with several times the allowable daily limit of crow oil so if you’re adding any additional oils you want to be sure they’re from an avian source. I know it’s a hassle but I don’t make the Bird Law in this country.

This country is overdue for a reckoning in general about what labor is worth and how people deserve to be treated.

Now in this new “work from Home” world, you realize how annoying those things are. It appears that there is one landscaper working in the neighborhood at any given time during the day. And 10 of them during important zoom meetings.

But my fragile masculinity runs on small gas engines.

What, trying to stem the tide of heating up the planet?

I hate gas-powered maintenance equipment, but this seems like a practical approach. I’m glad it’s not an outright ban, since that would cripple all of the small business landscaping and maintenance companies. It would be economically devastating for the smaller guys, having to replace their entire maintenance fleets…

something something devin nunes’ comet.

DISCO INFERNO.

Can we just ban leaf blowers, period. There is no product that is more annoying.

At last. I’ve been hoping this would happen before long. I am tired of being choked by the fume from leaf blowers coming in to my house.

I’m sure this is going to make people cranky, but the best decision I made after I bought my house was buying only electric yard tools. They’re absolutely awesome.

THANK YOU JEBUS!

So you’re telling me this man committed corporate espionage, selling submarine secrets, by smuggling them inside sandwiches... but he didn’t use a submarine sandwich?!

History shows again and again how Nature points out the folly of men.

A couple of things, the author is kind of correct, if you have any kind of footprint in California, business or personal, the entire thing is being taxed by the state. Unless they move the entire enterprise, it doesn’t mean much. Musk himself has more of an impetus to get out because the state taxes capital gains and…

Exactly.  All the people moving from California to Texas are going to want their Texas exactly like their California.