Or, everyone should register their garage as a church. I can’t believe it’s a high bar to clear.

Upon reading the story, I don’t think he suffered any harm.
Taking legal action against a large car rental company would be a monumental headache. Definitely more of a hassle than what he suffered in the story. And for what? He isn’t out any money, wasn’t wrongfully arrested. He has nothing to gain.

In the not so distant past, the Federal government basically told the airlines to either stop pulling that crap or stop flying. There was a period not long before the b33r bug where it looked like several of the airlines had switched from actually flying passengers to ripping them off via nonrefundable tickets on…

Have you tried to file a lawsuit for less than a very large sum of money? Do you even know there are caps on most lawsuits? That it will cost you more for the lawyer than you will recover? That most lawyers will not take on a lawsuit for less than a very large sum of money? That corporations can stall your lawsuit for…

I’m going to feast on the blood of my enemies.

Reaction of Dominion’s Lawyers

She conned people to buy things at QVC? Of all the weird shit here, that takes the cake.

becoming adults with creaky bones saw us trade our wrx for a golf r (with an m235i in between.) the golf r is definitely our favorite car we’ve owned, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss a little bit of automotive savagery in my life

Crown JUULs.

The horror!  The Pilsbury Doughboy has some horror stories he can share with the MyPillow Doughhead.

As a dude with kids and a pool, “harrowing ordeal” and “a parent’s worse nightmare” seems just a touch over-dramatic.

I heard Lindell hid next to the internet and caught the packets in a pillowcase, but then the Chinese hacked it open and the packets escaped. God damnit.

I guess this snowflake Karen needs a Tigger warning for house flags.

My car has two 12V ports so I just put in an order for two of these. When I get 4182 miles on the next tank of gas it will be amazing!  

Really, the differences between ISIS and the MAGA set are mostly superficial.

Isn’t that what is was designed for? To help terrorists...?

WHY THE FUCK IS MAT GITS NOT IN FUCKING JAIL RIGHT THE FUCK NOW?!!!!

Every girl who lives near Matt Gaetz should own a whistle and mace.

Sorry, but any good interviewer knows to ask open-ended questions. “What do you like most about raping children?” “What words of advice would you give to other pedophiles like you?”

I give the lady with the camera 9.9999999999999/10. Only thing from keeping it a perfect score - phrase the question like this next time: