If you are stuck on a United flight however, getting off of it in half the time sounds very appealing.

Fuck United. How they get away with those bullshit church pew hard seats and charge similar fares to Delta and American makes no sense to me.

That’s the key thing here. It’s just the new thing to rile up the base who doesn’t even know what inflation is, let alone how it happens.

When you look at the types of people fear mongering about it, then the picture comes in to focus. 

What’s wrong with that? And why didn’t you want to keep talking to me?

Ugh to be a flight attendant looking at his/her schedule that morning. You could take bets on WHEN you’d get this passenger, not IF.

This is money well-spent!

When we finally eat the rich, as least this one will come with a decent wine pairing.

Gasoline is a cure for COVID, so you know, it can be put to use.

Hear me out:

if you just run your car’s engine in the garage with the doors closed, the carbon monoxide should help prevent any fires.

I don’t really listen to the radio anymore. I used to get a kick out of The Art Bell Show, but my favorite was always Phil Hendrie.  That show was hilarious.

Everyone single one was 50lb over weight

Youablian Pluma

At least they had the decency to provide rear seat ashtrays.

“...grew up sweating buckets into the absorbent velour of suffocating 1980s sedans.”

The Cyber Ninjas are far, far more likely to be guilty of fraud, making this whole thing a farce for political points.

Imagine if a Democrat murdered their wife (or husband) and then mailed in an absentee ballot to vote....

^ example of the kind of morons this is for, and why the integrity of this recount is deliberately lousy

So, first thing, stop signs are fucking stupid. America is littered with them and has far more road accidents and deaths than Western Europe, which has hardly any, and has a priority system designed to focus your attention on the actual hazard of oncoming traffic, rather than the act of stopping itself.

The Key Lime plane got hit by the orange plane. Smoothie.