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Silas Von Dookiebird
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You mean poorly treated labourers produce inferior work? I’m SHOCKED.

Or visiting a massage parlor.

You’re never safe in China.

You make yet another clear case for universal health care.

oh boy...

Buyer “I would like to test drive a Spark.”

I have a funny idea, but where are going to find a penis on the internet?

I expect Florida will immediately offer sanctuary to this man.

What corner? The entire thing should be renamed! I can’t write anything or think about her without crying a little. She wasn’t just a motorsports icon but royalty!!

Well yeah, but at this point it’s like old European aristocracy who turned their inbred deformity into some sort of badge of honour. Nobody else thinks it looks good!

> mattress tags
FBI getting a warrant for your IP address as we speak.

Simple yet sophisticated, just right size-wise and it doesn’t hurt that it’s attached to a good looking wagon

George Foreman...

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

I mean, best grille for what? This gigantic grille has to be best at something. Best people smasher? Best worst grille? Best grille for showing how tough you are? Best grille for showing the wind who’s boss? Best quantity of black plastic grille? Best grille for killing sales? Best grille for Ram or Ford sales?

Just avoid the calamari:

The tonsure is a dead giveaway.

That green in the top image is awesome.  Not awesome enough to overcome not having enough pedals, but still awesome.

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