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Silas Von Dookiebird
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Stop with your facts and logic!

Pft amateurs. Each store Walmart operates was estimated to cost the US social welfare benefits programs between $904,542 and $1.75 million per year, with an estimated total of $6.2 billion/year over all their stores, in 2014 money.

Me reading article: moves mouse

Buwhahaahah,

I would guess... 100%.

Mumps?

I am all for permanent DST but I don’t even care anymore, just end this stupidity one way or the other.

It was involved in a head-on collision with an Aztek.

I’ll be disappointed if it’s not called Pillow Talk.

I’m just gonna assume that at some point this asshole ranted against section 230 without realizing what that would mean for this little venture. 

Tough weekend for the monarchy. 

You just described Houston zoning! ;-P 

I think this will turn into something that screams “Texas,” a giant fiery explosion  

That was genuinely unsettling, . . . like, my initial reaction was ‘has the lockdown made it so networks let someone THAT unkempt on the air?’

Rules of the show says that she now owes them $23, 291. It’s a risky show. Lots of post-credits suicide. 

He needs to shave that thing off. He looks like they found him sleeping in an alley in Reseda.

Wow its been a while,  Drew Carey with the big white beard is blowing my mind.  

Okay so this is funny, because I was calling the Cougar Karen before it was a pejorative term for middle aged women who bitch about stuff and ask to speak to the manager. In the context of 2009, I called it Karen because I was in college and sleeping with a lot of cougars, and Karen seemed like a fitting name.

Neutral: I used to name my cars. First car (‘00 Focus ZX3) was Petra. Next car (‘02 Cougar) was Karen. Next car (06 Wrangler) was Dianna Boss. Next car (‘13 Charger SRT) was Arnold. ‘14 Accord was Kiki. Now I have an 08 E550 and it doesn’t have a name but my wife commonly refers to it as “your damn Mercedes”.

It was probably Baron since he’s very good with the cyber.