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Hopefully Jeep didn’t returned with the “Eliminator” trim

I still don’t see it.

The point is that a motorcycle or a sports car doesn’t take a direct toll on the rest of society. Trucks, statistically, do. The increased pedestrian fatalities and increased emissions speak to that.

Did you read the article or just skip it to post that?

I cannot afford a Real Doll, but still want to give off a lonely pervert vibe.

Yep. His supporters don’t give a fuck; if anything his rapey behavior towards women is a bonus feature.

Pity he’s not a Democrat, then there would at least be a chance he’d have to resign. As it stands, I’m sure he’s in line for a GOP medal or something.

I’ll get it out of the way, Jeepy McJeepface.

Republicans fear any kind of evolution. If they can’t actively regress, they’ll embrace stagnation.

So, now that we’ve got your attention, let’s talk about privatizing the water.”

Is that the wheel in the lower right corner? I guess they have a camera on the undercarriage?

Still probably safer than staying here with the cats.

Oh boy. Here we go! DING DING DING!

He’s bringing a pillow to a legal gunfight.

Nissan lego wheels should at least be in the conversation.

Do NOT taunt Happy Fun Ball.

God, Ohio sucks for more reasons than I previously knew.

Socialist countries spend 20-40% less on identical levels of medical care, so your income would go up. They also manage the costs of schools and universities so your getting a degree won’t eat 20% of your income for 10-30 year after you get one. In many countries public transportation is sufficient so that owning a

Jose.... you wrote an entire article about the Gowanus canal without using the term “black mayonnaise”. I don’t know whether to applaud or condemn you, but it’s a clear omission.  

I screwed up and bought a cheap ($150) chair in March, it was fairly comfortable until about mid April.