Trump has a brain? From all evidence, he’s just one over-developed sphincter muscle.

These are the little windows he should be concerned about.

Rand Paul’s neighbor strikes again!

Reporter: “Senator, what’s your top priority for this week’s Senate session?”

I took advantage of a gas-powered tool turn-in program that offered a rebate on electric yard tools and bought a refurbished eGo lawn mower and blower at Home Depot. They’re worth it for the noise reduction alone. And the fact that there’s almost no maintenance (winterize? Cleaning a gunked-up carb? nah) is the cherry…

He’s a 78 year old man, he probably slipped in Lindsey Graham’s bathtub.

Someone get this man some petco feeder goldfish

Bit by a cottonmouth snake, which promptly died. 

Thoughts and prayers?

Yeah, I found out I can’t go outside my house on Tuesday morning because every frickin gardeners do their work on my neighbors on Tuesday for some reason and it stinks like hell outside. I never knew that when I was going to work before.

Given all the bullshit McConnell has been behind I would flood the Kentucky TV markets with commercials “concerning his health”, why he is saying nothing and what horrible disease he is trying to hide.  Bombard social media with speculation about his declining health.  

The following is the list of people who purchase this thing (other than reporters in press events and youtubers) who will take this thing off road:

lol, i got a newsflash for you my man: how the fuck do you think ICE became so prevalent w/a gas station on every corner? Two words: government subsidies.

Neutral: Changli!...Changli!...Changli!

Thank you for the nightmare fuel.

Is it big enough to house an indoor golf course and a casino?

Why are people still buying these lemons!?

Most are fine and they still dominate the market on price and range for EVs.

Wait, you’re trying to tell me that it’s surprising that one of the most corrupt, self-dealing industies, that’s permanently stuck in the 1970s, getting high off its own supply with stock buy-backs can’t make up its mind about what is best for itself? Well, slap my ass and call me Sally.

Neutral: white ppl would rather be racist first and foremost and burn the whole fucking country down than see anything resembling equality or justice.