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Silas Von Dookiebird
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Rebranding after the 737 Max fiasco.

Boeing 373? 

I see what you did there.

He’s a republican. “Got mine, fuck you” is their anthem.

I have completely given up on trying to convince them they’re wrong. I go straight for the throat now. I don’t like them and I’m not going to pretend otherwise. They’ve given me a reason to dust off my backlog of extremely cruel, brutal and aggressive insults. I want to see them cry.

You don’t. You can’t reason with them. Any Trump supporter that could be reasoned with has long since stopped being a Trump supporter. The rest are sycophants that will be the equivalent of the last Nazi’s defending the Fuher Bunker.

Did you tell them that inhaling exhaust fumes, sticking your face in a bonfire, and jumping off a bridge makes the libs soooo mad?

He’s flailing. Doubling down on all the worst strategies and repeating the same old lies has not worked. The undying support of Team Bubba is all he has left. It’s basically a Presidential game of “hold my beer” at this point.

You don’t.  Just don’t engage.  You can’t change these peoples minds.  It is an exercise in futility.

As s local news site here in Alabama has phrased it, The Alabamafication of America”.

I had a pretty heated conversation with a Trump supporter recently, and they claimed that science isn’t bad or wrong as long as Trump agrees with it. “This science textbook tells me that gravity is real, carbon dioxide is toxic to breathe, and I shouldn’t light my face on fire; but I’d better check with this trust-fund

You really need to watch out for false equivalences.

“Neutral: What Will Be Your Sign That We’re In The Clear For COVID?”

I was just on the side of drinking too much when the lockdown happened. Immediately stopped drinking on weeknights because I knew the sadness of the moment would have me drink myself blind. 

Stop drinking so much dude. I turned 34 last week and it was the first time I hadn’t had alcohol on my birthday for years. After drinking too much after the lockdowns started I decided to stop for now and my life is so much better now. The booze just multiplies the misery that is 2020.

To be honest, and for the sake of my own sanity, I try not to think about it too much. We’re past pretty much every tipping point now and we are legit doomed. I honestly think we’re within two or three generations of the extinction of the human race now. This is the scenario some of us old enviro hippies have been

Meh. None of them strapped a pink or blue dye pack to the bomb to turn it into a giant gender reveal party.

As long as The Morning Shift doesn’t adopt a slideshow format, I’m good. 

Covidiots running red states like Florida have been cooking their numbers to suppress knowledge of how much worse the virus spread and death toll from it has been in their state. To make matters worse, notice how the anti-maskers are quick to get on social media to cast doubt on any official death counts on COVID,