I’ll take a stab at imitating climate denial.
‘See? It happened 2900 years ago, it’s all going in cycles, nobody actually knows, why do you hate god?’
Not very good, but it’s a tricky mix of idiocy and righteousness. I’ll work on it.

Can’t wait to see what the mentally challenged climate change deniers have to say about this.

My birthday is this Saturday, not at all looking forward to turning 36.

They’re pro-forced-birth, not pro-birth. If they were pro-birth they would be in favor of providing adequate prenatal medical care, but since that would benefit the vessel carrying the fetus, they’re opposed to that, too.

Don’t give up. There are still more to be had in the air tonight.

I guess that’s true in your eyes.

The eGabriel is the unique product you are looking for.

Call me when Hyundai releases the “eCollins” to park next to my Genesis.

1st Gear

2nd Gear: Please don’t travel long distances to go skiing this winter. Please don’t travel long distances for anything.

Don’t forget your toothpick

We’re cousins.

What we do in the shadows reference is a good reference.

Reminds me of this bartender I met the other week, Jackie Daytona.

He’s been bitten and is starting to turn.

That one was good, but my favorite was this gem from somewhere on The Twitter:

Biden’s tweet stole the after-show.  It was brilliant.

You sir, just had your Cake and ate it too.  Well done.

What is the worst thing you could do with three grand?

If it were white, Karen could trade her MG for it.