Every time I have a viral infection, I start giving it counter intelligence to trick the virus into leaving my body early. 

The Old Testament backs up the “enormous fucking dickhead” theory.

I’ve firmly been in the “god does not exist” camp for a very long time. However, I’m starting to believe now. I believe that there may, in fact, be a god, and he’s an enormous fucking dickhead.

If this grossly out of shape, elderly man survives covid 19, I’ll know beyond a shadow of a doubt that:

All of this heavily implies that Trump’s not feeling well enough to go about his day-to-day business, because if that were the case, then why the need for such a clearly orchestrated photo op?

He could have an O2 saturation of 0% and it wouldn't damage his brain.

Dad: “Son, it’s 4-o’clock in the afternoon! Get your lazy ass out of bed!”

Tell that to Herman Cain.

“Hang in there, buddy!”

Hey Donnie, try shooting up with bleach.  Maybe that’ll help (speed the process up).

“Hang in there, buddy!”

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Trump is flat out a Russian mob mole. That ain’t hyperbole. He’s been living on Russian loans for years.

i don’t usually like sarcasm. but this, i like.

It is a free market. The rep that wrote the bill is selling his government influence to the dealer lobby.  Is there any greater free market?

Tesla gets special treatment because they won a lawsuit and the dealer lobby is strong in Michigan. It’s total nonsense and hilariously, the bill is written by a Republican. Gotta love their commitment to the free market!

2nd gear: Wow. Maybe California should just secede from the U.S. now and get it over with?

Well, you did click on an article with Harley Davidson in the title.

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

By the time the coming civil war ends and California is a separate country incorporating Oregon and Washington into Cascadia, they’ll make it part of the state constitution that ICE cars are banned.