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Silas Von Dookiebird
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Seriously

Please submit your resume. 

You get them from U-Line or they are in your shipping dept. No need to go to Home Depot. Pallet Strapping Corner Piece. 

The Venn diagram for “demobbed cop car owners” and “cop wannabes that flunked the psyche part of police academy” is practically a circle.

I salute their return to Mt. Rainier.

Nice to see Hugh Jackman enjoying his retirement.

Clearly whoever made the rhyme, did the crime

Has Hyundai tried explaining to the owners “whoever smelt it, dealt it?”

Forget the eurotrash escort pretending to be a former supermodel. Trump’s bloated, sweaty face looks like it’s about to pop.

The ID-Buzz might be one of the only cars I’m looking forward to. There’s very little on the market that is particularly interesting. Maybe the new Mazda if they actually follow through on RWD with an Inline 6. But yeah...ID-Buzz could be revolutionary.

In light of recent events, I’m beginning to think he confused his cognitive test with a recounting of a typical Saturday at the Falwell’s.

I’m really looking forward to that Microbus EV from VW. I’m sure they’ll find a way to screw it up somehow (sorry, even though I was born and raised in Germany and should be rooting for VW as my hometeam, they’ve burned me and my friends and family too many times...), but damn, I used to have a Vanagon that had insane

From the official GM Design Instagram. Probably our first look at their EV van.

Yeah because unlike the Tesla case this fucker decided to take the bribe and cooperate with his Russian handler...

You might even say that the entire country has been wrecked by Russian malware.

No, it is not.

This is more realistic. Minus the Goat

As cool as personal EV’s are or will be, delivery van EV’s are where the biggest quality of life improvement will be seen the soonest. A world without noisy diesel UPS & FedEx trucks is very desirable.

Because Lucas - the additional 1.5 watt load on the electrical system would probably cause the car to burst into flames.