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Silas Von Dookiebird
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Did you even look at the pictures of the shitholes for sale at that price point?

I’m not immediately a fan of repossessing financially distressed people and selling the smaller parts via a foreclosure action, though I could be convinced.

Or the solution could be to use the same level of enforcement with corporations

For these wages, they could’ve built a call center already for 1/10th the cost.

Or, like every other fucking first world country, make higher educated free or extremely affordable. Theres no reason a basic 4 year degree should cost nearly as much as I paid for my house. And you still have to apply for student loans. You know what happens when you are lower income and even have good credit? They

But what happens when the plant closes in a few years? You are out of a job and stuck in a crappy, run down house thats going to be devalue even more when theres no good jobs left in town to keep the residents there 

Why doesn’t the sun belt just use a wire brush and and remove the rust belt?

We desperately need a $15 dollar minimum wage to start pushing these things up.

If you haven’t watched American Factory on Netflix yet, definitely do so. It’s a stark and tragic reminder that workers of are just grease for the gears of capitalism. And by capitalism, I mean, helping already obscenely rich people get richer.

No worry there just duck under a desk and your safe.

His disaster response will be tremendous. Some people are even saying, some really smart people, people he’s known for a long time, are saying it will be the best response ever. A bigly improvement over past administration’s responses.

Can’t Trump just get out his Sharpie and draw it a new path? 

The Ultimate Guilfoyle totally deserved better entrance music.

Well… cocaine is okay. It is a white powder, right? It’s just one letter more than what they usually love.

A great joy of mine is knowing that all of them secretly hate one another and that the only reason they are doing any of this is for the money (well, besides Stephen Miller). What a lonely and empty existence, its like people making their own hell-loops in Lucifer.

Shouldn’t the bigger question be about the black-and-white stick? It’s pretty obviously a crafted tool. I’m used to seeing them in photos of archaeology digs near pot sherds, weapons, grave goods, and human bones, but to find one by dinosaur footprints should be big news.

I prefer to see placing a dog food commercial adjacent a promo for a show about a war between man and machines called Raised by Wolves as proof that the ad bots have achieved sentience, as well as a sense of humor.

I always wonder if cults are having trouble recruiting during the trump years.

Yeah, were I a buyer, your brand’s “heritage” means sweet fuck all to me, at best. At worst, I’m going to look at Mopar’s “heritage” of horrible build quality.

When Jeep’s first “Advantage” is heritage, my response is,