That was my thought exactly. What do you do with the NFT now?

Influcoronvidza?

I’m not 50 yet but got shingles a few years ago and have been meaning to cash-pay for my shingles shot. But everyone I know who’s gotten it has had their asses whupped for a few days. Covid or Covid+Flu, easy breezy! Sign me up!

OMG ID BUZZ!

Maybe that’s the point -- expand the market. It’s genius!

To be fair, Donald Trump is every bit as monstrous as Adolf Hitler, fortunately he just happens to be far less adept.

They’re putting 5g in teh water!

While I get it that stop—drive 50 feet—stop—drive 50 feet—stop...  will obliterate gas mileage, this is shocking. And it seems like it’s the perfect fit for electric — more batteries for longer routes, smaller batteries for shorter routes, tons of torque to get the thing rolling, no wasted energy or fuel when it’s…

Remember kids, when you’re high and someone tells you to deal with your unpleasant erection by “whacking off,” ask for clarification if you’re unsure.

In the end, aren’t we all just a severed penis that is too dirty and fragile to be reconstructed?

He’s a witch! Burn him!

Liposuction?

The Two Keys for Thee system was the worst!

You let your cats on your counters and table? Gross! Hope you like toxoplasmosis!

But they are stiff as a board.

This is the correct take. In Mexico if you get pulled over for nothing, you just pay the $20 fine right there in cash and off you go. In AL, they take your car with all your stuff in it and tell you to sue to get it back.

I think the real problem is that my NANOBOTS finally became MAGNETIC (finally, jesus! i thought they weren’t working) and that will throw off the old-timey compasses in the airplanes and may interfere with the PILOTS’ MAGNETIC NANOBOTS also too causing them to have VERTIGO and FLIGHT TERRORS.

That’s a picture of what your mom uses.

“accidentally”

Sad times that you have to read this far down to get to a good pun. Still, chapeau!