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Exactly. Hopefully there’s a bunch of stuff they learned that they can use successfully in future projects. While CCS obviously isn’t the answer, if it could help mitigate some of the looming hellscapeness that’d be good. Plus, considering extreme weather cost the US $145 billion last year, this is a drop in the hopefu

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My wife’s dad’s V10 cat got jacked a while ago. Over $2k to replace but thankfully insurance covered nearly all of it. Wondering how long the new one will last...

I’ve got a beard but have been WFH for nearly two years now, get groceries delivered or do curbside pickup, and rarely go anywhere. But if I have to go somewhere where I’ll be inside with other human persons for more than a few minutes, the beard comes off. I can deal with the emotional torment of knowing my weak ass

How are they going to blame this on wind or solar?

I’m wondering if the judge could just say “I find the mandatory minimum sentences in this case constitute cruel and unusual punishment under the 8th Amendment. The mandatory minimums are therefore unconstitutional. Ten years. [smacks gavel a few times for dramatic effect]

I figured it was because seeing more of Holden looking Oh So Concerned! has become intolerable.

Just gotta steam ‘em up!

I like to try to keep them on the line for several minutes and then tell them to kill themselves. Hasn’t stopped the calls but makes me feel like a humanitarian adding good, positive energy to the world.

Time to switch from Kei to Dekotora.

When will antivaxxers really take “personal responsibility” for their choices and just stay home when sick?

Great work, Biden!

I’d take stupidly wet over the colossally stupid we are plagued with down here in the ol’ USofA.

But we don’t give equal weight to them. If the Nobel Laureate lives in New York or California, their vote counts less than if they lived in Alabama or North Dakota, due to the fucked up electoral college and senate. Haven’t the dems won the presidential popular vote 7 our of the last 8 elections? Imagine if that

That’s what they originally thought based on imaging. But then they realized the photos had been tainted by gas vapors.

There’s another option. And it’s is far simpler: Eat two small neodymium magnets three times a day (t.i.d. for the cool doctor kids) for a few days. The nanobots will stick to them and you’re all set. Problem? Solved!

Can someone give me details on the packets of parmesan cheese, red pepper flakes, and soy sauce? Are we talking a handful of each or like boxes? Need to know.

CLEAN THE TOILET or put the damn seat down. Fucking gross!

Starred because I assume this is sarcasm. If it’s not sarcasm, a pox on your house!

Another terrifying effect of climate change: The rise of Slideshows. If you look back at the history of the earth, Slideshows only started as the earth reached its most recent, warmest peak. Scientists are unsure whether it’s a cause or effect but most climate scientists agree, banning Slideshows is another arrow in