Neutral(ish): I was thinking about the (moronic) anti-vaxxers the other day and though, “Should we be thanking them?”

Hell, I do that as an adult.

I was thinking a horrible gray color would be another nice option.

Especially when the outcomes are either “It’s a boy, hooray!” or “It’s a girl, hooray!” presumably.

Especially when they hold the phone in portrait. A double crime!

Left wrist at 11:30.

It’s always a toss-up which is better, the spring trampoline migration or the summer full bouncy house migration. In the end, really we all win because both are such a beautiful sight.

Considering I don’t even know what a “T&C doc” is, I’d say you’re probably right. But I can’t be totally sure because I don’t know.

Dude, you need to relax. Try some meditation, or calming yourself and softly saying “ohm... ohm... ohm...” Find your center.

Counterpoint: That’s brilliant. It fits the “unexpected but inevitable” ethic that seems to apply to all great stuff. I like it.

Those questions all answer themselves: right-wing assholes.

Kia dealership > Four Seasons Landscaping.

Just tell them it’s a better cure for Covid than drinking bleach or using light inside your body. The best, of course, would be if they did all three but, you know, baby steps.

Hmmm... I’d like something with less visibility out of the back window. Why can’t I ever get what I want?

Kinja’s not letting me star your post. A travesty! Must. Star. Post.

Also need:

It’s raining chunks, hallelujah!

I’ve been coveting this ever since I saw the first pics. 2023 is perfect timing for me. Sign me up!

The extended warranty on my Golf R will be expiring right about then. Assuming no $20k dealer markup, this is my next car for sure!

When I open the hood. If I contemplate doing anything more than an oil change it’s beyond my skills. And anymore, even an oil change is something I don’t want to do because I’m a lazy wuss.