We have the driving around in circles down pat though. We can definately do that!

Whoa. Hey! I buy new cars. My last two cars were new — one over 20 years ago, and the second one 5 years ago. And sorry, you needn’t covet them on the used market because I’ve still got both and I’m keeping them (though if I’m honest I might sell or trade one when the ID Buzz comes out, which would be my third new…

You just need a few cans of Flex Seal! You can make a boat out of a screen door. Surely you can seal a leaky RV with it!

Neutral: My wife and both volunteered several days at our local vaccine clinic and got our first shots a couple weeks ago. Our second shots are next week. We were super excited to feel safer when we were out in public but then, of course, multiple mass freedomings happened over the past week. So “just when you thought…

This is the Vitruvian Man of corpse finger/toe shifters.

Neutral: A while ago, I saw a comment or musing somewhere about the fact that there was very little written about the 1918 flu pandemic. I thought “Of course not. Who would want to read about that crap after living through it?” I imagine some people will write The Great American Novel about this pandemic but barfola,…

I’ve often wondered why the dems don’t ready a bill to strip all subsidies from the fossil fuel industries and charge them for all the costs they’re externalizing on everyone through pollution, climate change, etc.; wait for the pearl-clutching corporatist republican whores to say “Wah-wah, no subsidies for…

Better than the alternative: Continue driving ICE while slowly killing the environment and ourselves.

But not before the New York prosecutor’s office can start a Go Fund Me for him.

Too bad there’s so much evidence, including videos. Otherwise, he would surely be charged with and prosecuted for committing a bunch of crimes.

Nordschmitz

Name the fun one “St. Sabine”.

“Siri. Why is it so hard to get the lid off this jar?”

That’s why I always just order the deep fried anus. Just as delish, and half the price!

Reminds me of those “I ran into Tammy Faye at the mall” t-shirts from the ‘80s.

What happened to its face?

Only after they build a preschool, a dry cleaner, and a PCB storage facility next to it.

On Ol’ Glory swim trunks, meaning the zenith of flag fashion, should the stars be as far from the b-hole or as far from the beef log and pubes as possible?

Since you named your Cougar “Karen” (chapeau!) I suggest “Chad” for the Merc.

Before the Fiesta I had a red Dart and a blue Focus