No, you slip in their excrement. Yeesh. Big city much?

Mickey Rourke is still available.

Aaaahhh!!! Don’t mention “Malibu” in polite, or impolite, company. I had one as a rental a few years ago. It was the worst. On par with the rental Sentra I had a few years before that, but at least that was just a crappy Sentra with a CVT so you knew you were getting hot garbage.

Whoa! You gotta warn “This will give you the nightmares for weeks” before you post stuff like that.

Except the pig is walking at you backwards, with coke-bottle glasses on its rear making its anus look like giant nostrils.

Preach! About every four months I google ID Buzz to see if there are updates on the release date. Such a spectacular vehicle in every possible way!

There have been incredible advances in waste reuse. Currently we cool them down and put them in barrels under a lonely mountain in Nevada, which is honestly not a bad way to do it, unless you are some unknown cave creature living inside said mountain.

did you say “Bing it”? Are you my grandpa?

“Honey, the Supreme Court just killed Obamacare. I’ve had 3 martinis and taken four benadryl. Get the endoscope and some crisco! You know what a polyp looks like, right?”

Welcome!

According to Trump and Fox, we’re weak, loser, apathetic snowflakes who are simultaneously also radical, violent, and and dangerous. We’re Schroedinger’s Political Party, cognitive dissonance be damned!

I have an iPhone and use Safari. The comments don’t always load but most of the time I can click “view comments” and it starts loading, crashes and reloads after a minute, and eventually I’ll get the comments.

The R1T is the only thing seriously competing with the ID Buzz to be my next vehicle. Really great looking, cool bits like the tunnel, and the tech sounds legit. Glad to see it’s actually out in the wild doing cool, non-vapor stuff.

Electric crate motor! Electric crate motor! Put in the electric crate motor!

When I saw “different orifices” I immediately thought “butt?” Then I thought “Which one goes in your butt? The rum? The coke? I’m so confused.” Then I realized it’s two facial orifices.

Leaf blowers, gas or electric! Get a rake... ;)

You could rely on your gut feelings or just google two stroke engine pollution and rely on science. Here’s a quick taste.

Maybe, but two-stroke engines pollute about a billion times more than the jalopiest Azteks. They are nasty, filthy things. And the two-stroke engines are even worse!

You had me at “Changli!”

Thank god oil/gas and ICE cars haven’t been subsidized heavily for decades, including by allowing auto manufacturers to externalize all their pollution onto the public! If there were such oil/gas and ICE subsidies, your argument would pretty much be torn apart by the force of its own gravitational field of bullshit.