3rd Gear: Why don’t we take the obvious step nationally and ban all two-stroke engines? They’re absolutely filthy, smoke like your old-ass uncle who will never die despite living off a diet of cigarettes and cheap whiskey, and they create an unbearable racket. That seems like the lowest hanging fruit on the…

When were engineers running major corporations? The corporation was created ONLY to generate the ‘bottom line’ and to suggest otherwise relies on the fallacy of ‘the good old days’ or similar nonsense...

This is one of the unsung reasons the right is so keen on packing the courts with zealots — to let companies do this kind of stuff and get away with it. Here’s how it works.

It’s a joint venture with Zebco.

I thought you were just emphasizing your point.

When, in the past 40 years, has the US not had a K-shaped recovery? Or a K-shaped recession? Or a K-shaped steady economic growth? It’s all K’s all the time.

I thought “thermal event” was the day after too many nuclear hot wings.

The only time women has shown interest in my vehicle was when I had a pickup. Having a vehicle that can help move their apartment or large furniture is a huge turn-on.

Also applies to Harley in general.

I thought mid-30s were great: No longer a confused, frustrated twenty-something. Body hadn’t started to go sideways as it does in the 40s. You’re more of a grownup and don’t waste time on stupid crap because you’ve learned what you like and don’t like.

I’ve had to take prednisone a few times and it is not good. As I told my wife, “When I’m on prednisone, my emotions no longer belong to me.” It’s crazy time. Rage? Sure, why not! Mania? Coming right up! Jittery freak show? You got it! Nobody on ‘roids should have the nuke-you-lur codes, and that’s assuming they…

Republicans aren’t pro life, they’re pro birth. That’s it. Once the kids are out of the womb they’re on their own.

I do like the eGabriel. Instead of “Ludicrous” or “Plaid” mode, if you want the super acceleration you set it to “Sledgehammer.”

5th Gear: Call me when Hyundai releases the “eCollins” to park next to my Genesis.

I think their biggest mistake was selling the overstock to Ross Dress for Less.

I can do without the fecal inspection shelf in the toilet, though.

Seems like a tough lawsuit for Rivian, what with there being no precedent they could cite and all.

Most importantly, we are now one step closer to the ID Buzz. Me wants!

I think I’m going to go with my own made up name for that company. “Sparklefarts.”

In retrospect, I think their “sustainable, durian fiber carpets” may have been a bad idea.