I would like a white, windowless electric van with “Free iPhone charge” painted on the side. More effective than candy, I suspect.

Reverse: How many?

I get your point, but the read-between-the-lines issues is “If you pay poverty wages, the people will be impoverished, housing prices will be low, people can afford a home (but not food, healthcare, a reliable car [public transit? puhleeze!]. It’s a perfect, right-wing free market circle jerk in which the plebes…

I trust you pronounce “anise” as “anus.” Anything else would be un-uncivilized.

Reverse: I’m reading Command and Control by Eric Schlosser. Holy crap. It’s a miracle we didn’t obliterate ourselves with nukes multiple times over the last 70 years.

It automatically shuts off when you’re going over the hills because of extra heat of the motors working. When you’re going through the woods, which tend to be cooler, you’ll get more heat with a slight loss of range. If you hit white and drifted snow, you’ll be warm but it’ll sap a lot of energy from the batteries.

Although Ford promised to pay its new CEO “peanuts” until it turned things around, turns out it was a lot of peanuts.

It’s just like high school and college all over again. All I could think about was Evija. Day and night, Evija, Evija, Evija. Could barely concentrate. Finally, I was in a position where I thought “Yes! Finally! Evija soon!!!” But nope. Next month. Still nope. One more month. Still nope, nope, nope. Another month!

No. They just come on here to complain every time an electric car manufacturer ups the ante. “Unless it will go 200 miles per charge, electric will never succeed... Unless/until it can go 300 miles per charge, electric cars will be useless... Not until you can get 300 miles per charge in 30 minutes will electric cars…

I assumed it was Torchinsky Yksnihcrot and didn’t realize it wasn’t until reading your post and double checking. The end is nigh!

More like “Let’s let pharmaceutical companies test their own meds and say how great they are.”

Found Larry Craig’s burner account.

The question was Cinnabon

I think the go-karts and mini-golf should all be done in the same place, overlapping, melee style.

4th Gear: Westie’s Vomit Comet

Flat spin can still be deadly. Just ask Meg Ryan.

George Thorogood cover band

More like “Zaphod’s Heart of BaggaDouche.” If this won’t satisfy you, nothing will. Take your negativity elsewhere you BaggaDouche.

I can send them a 5% off coupon code for Bob’s Barricade Emporium. They’ve got the best deals on barricades in the tri-state area!

Dammit. I was just about to start a company making only big, electric pickups and I was going to call it Hank. The model names would be the Hank-E 1, Hank-E 2, etc.