If/when they ever make something, I hope they run ads with an alphorn and have people in lederhosen say “Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiikola.”

And if he can’t succeed, he’ll end up living in a van down by the river.

Beat me to it. I was about to say “Too bad. I thought he would do a good job, but sounds like he couldn’t hack it.” A star for your swiftness.

In other words, a website that contains nothing but pictures of kittens. #Winning

I was hoping for lawn darts. The old school kind.

They should just call them MOIST.

The recent infection rates in the US are 15-25 times higher. PERIOD. You are an idiot that doesn’t understand math. PERIOD. Even if the US has 10x the population, we have 37x the number of cases. PERIOD.

No kidding. I was looking at infection rates in Canada last week. As of today, they have 3,300 cases in the last seven days, or an average of 9 cases per 100,000 residents. The US has 457,000 cases in the last 7 days, or 140 cases per 100,000 residents — a 15.5x higher rate than Canada. My ridiculous state has nearly…

but enough about America.........

It’s not an “unfortunate association for H-D.” It’s what they’ve nurtured over years and years. This is a ‘reap what you sow’ moment for them, not a random association.

1st Gear:

In 20 years, it’ll be more of a Jame Gumb vibe. From space!

Because he wouldn’t get the credit. The headlines would read “Pedo Guy Beaten By Stranger.”

The reason is because Trump idolizes Mayor Humdinger and has DARPA spending millions of dollars a month trying to create his own Catastrophe Kitten Crew.

The only vehicle right now that could draw me away from an ID Buzz would, possibly, be the R1T. I also have more confidence in Rivian right now to pull of legit electric than VAG. But still, the ID Buzz... swoon.

5th Gear: It’s the drug-dealer equivalent of giving people a free taste. Get them hooked. Then profit. Not hard to see where this was going.

Seriously, they must be spraying something because there was some total weirdo in my town a few years ago who put up poorly painted “What are they spraying” signs all over the place. I haven’t seen any in a couple years. The only logical conclusion is that whatever they were spraying (mind control fumes?) must have…

What are they spraying!?!!

They should name them all variants of Cimarron. The big one: Cimarron XL. The sporty one: Cimarron Sport. The small sedan: Cimarron XS. The one to sell to idiots in Quebec: C’est Moron. The one to sell to idiots in south america. Sí Moron.

If Stellantis isn’t right for you, ask your doctor about Celestiq.