My first thought was “Crap, my doctor told me I’ve got a bad case of Stellantis. He gave me a Cipro cream to spread all over my balls and taint, which seems to be working.”

If they electrified the Bronco I would be all in. Instead, I’m waiting (hoping) for the ID Buzz in a couple years.

Waiting for the douchebag who said last week that electric cars are worthless unless they can get 400 miles per charge to come confess that he’s a total douchebag that needs to STFU. 

Ah. Bronco.

Bronco?

Every third jabroni in my town who drives an older Tahoe disagrees. They love LED replacements. And blinding everyone driving in front of them.

Hooray for you, champ. You’re an inspiration to us all. I now agree with your position, stop making electric cars now.

I was driving yesterday next to a BMW X6-M for about ten minutes. What the fuck is that thing? I almost crashed because it’s so puzzling. Not a car. Not an SUV. Not even a CUV. Just weird.

It seems like every time range increase, people move the goalposts. Range = 100 miles per charge, people say “EVs won’t succeed until they can go 200 miles per charge.” Range = 200 miles, people say “EVs won’t succeed until they can go 300 miles per charge.” Range = 300 miles, people say “EVs won’t succeed until they…

Fortunately, some saints have invented a device that can shield your wiener from radiation, thus preventing dick cancer:

Did someone say milking machine?

It’s the 21st century. I believe they’re called “person holes”. Or something like that...

More money per square mile means more expensive land to run trains on. It also means higher wages and overhead costs, which also makes it more expensive.

BrandZ

You have it all wrong. If it weren’t motorized, they wouldn’t have to downgrade their financial projections in Q4 2022 to cover the $732 million in recall charges because they have to replace every motor with a locking, hand-powered latch because otherwise the shifter may unexpectedly go into its cubby at highway…

I ruined everyone’s life at Jalopnik for six months because we moved offices and they tried to put me in the corner of a hallway while everyone else got offices with doors.

Agreed. There are lots of differences in trucks. There are the huge ones, the huger ones, and the even moar huger gigantic ones.

I know I’m way late to the comment party, but kudos for the positive attitude about all of this. I’m sure it was a pisser to get the city’s missive. It’s super refreshing to see someone be positive about something nearly everyone else would see as a negative and use as an excuse to vent spleen on the intertubes.

The article also mentioned this: “Eighty-eight ads with the inverted red triangle ran in total — across pages for Trump, Pence and the official ‘Team Trump’ page on the social network.”

Doesn’t look hideously ugly and murderous enough. Would not buy.