Luck? Maybe. But I’ve got a sure thing for you. Want to buy a bunch of Beanie Babies?

This was part of their “Swift” marketing campaign, and was one ad in a series they called A Mini Proposal.

But remember, there’s only a 4% chance the TV has bedbugs.

Literally everyone waits until the fuel light comes on before finding a fuel station

Nah. He’s striving to add 18 miles of range and then he’ll stop. 420 ftw!

Great point. In my current car, I wait until the range shows 5 miles or less to get gas. Premature fueling is for punkasses! I need to be able to drive for 8 hours straight without stopping early to get gas. I’m just glad that on the interstates and everywhere between cities there are gas stations at least every 5…

Um, actually, this is incorrect physics. The answer is clearly ghosts.

I’ve never heard of MOD Pizza. How long has it been around?

Yooabian.

Think of it as Mitsubishi’s big brother.

It’s a singularity of predicta-bland. Except for the study with its walls of fake books. That’s totally original. Never seen that before. Doesn’t look like new money at all. Nope. Really great architectural choices there. Yup. [jumps of bridge]

I was mostly just trying to think of a shaft-driven bike with a chassis good enough I’d want to ride it.

Why did you say that?!?! I had to look. I had to look.

Five bean salad and deviled eggs?!?!? Was this catered by a Saudi prince? Such luxury. Such excess. Such... such... glory.

Tell me more about this bean salad. Are we talking four bean salad or five bean salad? Details, man! I need details!

I’m convinced that most major corporations are just a house of cards — nothing more than accounting tricks to keep their heads barely above water while the executives enrich themselves. Tap one little card at the bottom and everything comes crashing down, except for executive salaries of course. Gotta take care of…

Henceforth, it shall be called “Freedom Germs.”

If Trump comes to your workplace, show solidarity with teh president and take off your masks while he’s speaking! We can only show the uselessness of masks if, when he’s around, everyone who supports him takes of their masks! Come on sheeple! Fight teh democrat propaganda. Take off your masks when Trump’s around!!!1!

If you see Mary Kay cars on the road a lot, you need to move someplace with a more advanced civilization. Like anywhere else.

What Ultra Cruise (is) trying to do is take that same capability off the highway.