It’s a fake fine, the favorite kind of fine in the US. They were never going to see most of that $433 million anyway. So it’s just an accelerated write-off of bad debt and eliminates a potentially painful investigation. Overall, the penalty is therefore peanuts compared to their profits on this unethical conduct.

1st Gear: But how much did Santander make of those loans? $1 Billion? $2 Billion?

We’ll see if that line lures more people into the pun game.

Not nearly enough stars for you. Criminal, I say! Criminal!!!

And then they all come out at once and end up all over the floor.

This is Sgt. Dookiebird. I’m 10-23 and have a 10-35 on a belt. Repeat, there is a 10-35 on a belt. Requesting backup. Over.

We litigate because the government doesn’t regulate. It’s a corporatist free for all over here. If a company can save $0.03 per unit but it gives everyone cancer of the pee hole, fine. The MBAs collect their huge bonuses and by the time everyone needs an artificial pee hole (which will cause blindness three years down…

Yes, but if it weren’t for class action lawyers, there would be thousands of people with these crappy transmissions that would be totally up ford creek with a ford for a paddle. It’s not a perfect system, but it’s better than letting corporations get away with this scott free *cough, boeing, cough, cough* *cough,…

The MBAs will be the death of us all.

Neutral: I’d love to buy a car entirely online, but only if they figure out a way to make the finance guy popup on the screen and be a total asshole. Maybe online car dealers could bring back Clippy as the finance guy.

CP. I’d need him to take a total $4,250 off before it’s in NP territory.

I don’t think you can make a gummy form of negligent but justifiable parenting, but you’re right. That’s a billion dollar idea right there!

Child: Mom? Dad? What’s for dessert?

Harley could go under because of the Covfefe-19? Finally some good news out of the pandemic!

It’s nearly impossible for me to find packets for my Juicero anymore! There’s lots of startups that are going to be in trouble!!1!

Don’t you mean:

I usually have to open the comments in multiple tabs and see if one loads. When it does, I close the other tabs. Otherwise, big nope from the interwebs on having the comments load.

Covfefe-related deaths are being grossly under-reported. Among other things a lot of people who die at home aren’t considered to Covfefe-related deaths even though deaths-at-home are skyrocketing:

We’re both victims here! Whoever posted the gif has more stars than both of us combined!!!

The TPS report always matters!