Karens don’t get bad grades, they get an elder Karen to call the principal.

according to the local WINK news

Except that the death cry of a Nissan Rogue sounds exactly the same as when it runs normally, when you put gas in it, when it drives off the lot, etc. It’s all one, big, huge, never ending anguished wail.

And the metal turns into a cheese grater. So crush & shred!

5th Gear: I look forward to being able to buy an Aston at my local Volvo dealership in a couple years. Looking at you Geely! Make it happen.

Needs more bees.

That box of records [swoon]!

These are amazing!

Could be that she has a preexisting condition that makes her more vulnerable. Even though I am otherwise healthy, I have a preexisting condition that makes me more “at risk” and as a result I am careful/paranoid AF on the off-off-off chance I encounter another human.

Dynamite

Because hookers could be a big coronavirus vector, I’m going to stick with Concubine and Crack.

Yeah, god forbid they actually act like responsible corporate “citizens” by paying their workers a decent wage, setting aside a little money for a rainy day, and not greedily lapping up huge tax cuts and spending all the money on stock buybacks to artificially inflate their value to keep Wall Street happy.

When I lived in Germany about 20 years ago, about 70% of my diet was Aldi spaetzle. Miss so much.

I would like to make “Natty-Hiss” a thing. Please call any natural history museum as such, to wit: The Natty-Hiss in London

Impossible Icelandic Fermented Shark

Can we all please! call it by its correct name: COVFEFE-19?

You’re right. Now if we could just get people to stop calling all facial tissues “kleenex,” all gelatin desserts “jello,” all anal-lube-based-post-coital discharge “Santorum,” and all pedantic twats “SmaugTheUnpretentious” we’d be in great shape.

Stop sitting on the console then.

I’m 6'3" and change and daily a Golf R with a stick. It’s got way more than enough room for me.

please do not ever do that again