When the mom and dad buses are first cousins.

The ending is just too perfect!

Tony?

Ach! Scheisse!!!

“Ventillator” is just a fancy word for “turbo.”

I think the design instructions for the MKT were “Let’s make a vehicle based off the Flex that looks like it crapped its Depends in a big way.” Horrendous vehicle.

Its mouth is eating its eyes.

Bailout the employees not the greedy airlines themselves. And tax the crap out of the CEOs and executives to pay for it.

I don’t know if America will go the full-lockdown route (in the way China and South Korea did) because of our insatiable appetite for freedom (and hamburgers hamberders)

Counterpoint: One of my favorite snacks right now is what I call “Charmell.” You take 1/2 a roll of Charmin TP (the good stuff), saute it for 15 minutes in Purell, spray lightly with Lysol, and serve on a bed of Clorox wipes. It’s delicious, nutritious, and keeps you safe from the creepy crawlies.

Dammit. I’m screwed. I’ve spent the past few years licking Erik Shilling and defeating doorknobs. Dammit!

Even tougher when there’s no 401K to speak of, but you’ve got a nice installment plan going from your three-day ICU stay two years ago that’s on track to be paid off by 2024.

Lamboyota Camrallardo FTW!

Easter Island officials further stated “We expect to have the statue back up and running in three days.”

Whoa, hold the phone! There are people who hate donks? How is that even possible?

Wow, an article about Yugo right above an article about the Pontiac Aztek. If you next post an article about the Yooabian Puma I think you’ll have collected the three [something something mythological sounding] in one place and the world will end.

I starred not because I agree that you’ve never been wrong (I have no idea, but if you have disagreed with me you have been wrong), but I like your moxie. Chapeau.

I happened to be walking out as he was walking in and directly asked him if he did much towing or hauling. “Yeah, my boat! A couple of times a year!” Cool man brah.

Also need some poppers.

CEOs are like college sports coaches. Once you’re in, you’re in. You don’t have to be good. In fact you can be awful. But get that first job and next thing you know your name pops up whenever there’s another opening even if you have no results, bad results, or your only good results were a fluke (you took over when…