a missile waiting for use is susceptible to corrosion

starred, un-starred, and re-starred again because your comment is just so good. COTD for sure!

Two possible snarks:

Two points:

Then they’d have a problem because Taco Bell, I believe, has un trademarko on “sporco”

Hermione Granger does not approve.

For sale: 1991 Chevrolet Corsica. Fully restored. Runs like new. $75,000. I know what I’ve got. No tire kickers.

After the third old guy in a train conductor hat talks to you about it for 2 hours straight—which means it’s 0.1 hour talking about your red, wooden whip and 1.9 hours of his trip down memory lane about the car he had in the 70's and how he once drove it down to the lake and the popular girl at school thought the car…

Congratulations! That’s quite the Bobak Feat.

Just your mom.

This presents a dilemma for this Dookiebird. Does this mean I can stop flipping off every Hummer I see?

Neutral: Neither.

The youths say “free real estate”? I’m not sure what that means. As an old who likes using what the youths say just slightly wrong, I must research this further.

How has nobody said “Punamera” yet?

Wow this is good!

No COTD for you. Instead, you get 10 pan-demerits.

It would be unbecoming to point out specifically how accurate the others were, however, so I will decline to do so. I definitely got a lot of things right, though, but you won’t hear it from me. Did you notice how many things I got right? I didn’t. I also won’t mention how many emails I got saying, “Wow, you got…

You’re a better person than I am. I instantly thought “dismembered hooker limbs.”

I love (old) SUVs because I’m an avid off-roader, and because it’s in my blood.