Assimo?

Looks like these autos un-pimp themselves

Sher-man, I’ll give you a star for that.

5th Gear: My city just installed a couple speed humps on the street right by my office. I can’t imagine they were trying to slow people down for pedestrian safety because everyone already slowed down so they don’t destroy a wheel or suspension bit by smashing into the utility access hole things that are about 10"…

Can you point to the place on the doll where the sedan touched you?

CP because it’s more than just the $7k for the car. You have to figure in the cost of the gold chains you’d need to get and wear, the time and expense needed for mustache care, and the difficulty of keeping your wife beater T’s clean while eating fast food in the car. Way too much collateral expense and time. CP all…

Neutral: I think the 737 Max will rebound. Newton’s third law.

The car phone almost pushes it up to $7k for novelty alone, but not quite.

So you mean Nissan should stay Nissan?

My old Tacoma has a cassette player. Every now and then when I’m in it, I remember cassettes. What a time — it was nearly impossible to make a copy of a tape, if you could afford the top of the line Memorex tapes or whatever you felt like a king, getting a good mix tape was nearly a life changer, and if you tried to…

Star given for awesome Mr. Show reference! (That no one but me and you got(?))

Neutral: If I were the head of Nissan, I think I’d start by making underpowered, uninspired cars with a CVT. Then focus on fleet sales to prop up volume. Rather than update the Z to bring it into this millennium, I’d keep milking that for several more years.

They stopped at 23 because 24 is the highest number.

This better not be a sign of the Jalopocalypse! Jalopnik is too important!!!

Rather than focusing solely on EV’s to help the environment, I would encourage people to leave the car at home and walk more. You know, be a... pedo-guy.

Habitat for Humanity, except for cars. Love it! You should do it!

Except for that whole “charge at home every night and leave with a full battery every day” thing. Yes, if you’re going on a long road trip it could be very mildly inconvenient for a few minutes, but seriously, cry me a fucking river about the “it needs to be 4,270,000 miles in 43 seconds or it won’t work” bullshit.…

Well ain’t that something. The more you know...

Either that thing weighs a jillion pounds or the Cybertruck needs new shocks. A bit saggy with that thing in the back.

“When I drove it, I knew it had to be a Mustang,” Ford said. “Frankly, I was getting there before because I believed the team when they were laying all the specs out. As it evolved and I started to see the performance characteristics, not just the 0 to 60, but the handling dynamics, the driving dynamics and the…