I thought deep dives into toilets went out of vogue with Trainspotting.

Not sure about that. You may want to contact the mayor of Saline to confirm.

I have an idea for how to fix Nissan: Autoplay ads on the infotainment screen.

You bastard! I didn’t expect this. But now that I see it, it’s inevitable. It’s perfect. URA bastard!

Boeing Executive: No problem, we can fix this with a quick software fix. Have this back up in a jiffy.

3rd Gear:

Hey, don’t knock it. He got his 3-day chip. Next time, maybe he’ll go 5 days, or a week. Next thing you know, he’ll be up to a month, a year, 5 years. We should support him in his recovery. Not be haters.

Historically, he’s [checks notes] totally wrong. Think seatbelt laws. 40 years ago nobody used their seatbelts. My mom, in fact, remembers when using seatbelts became a thing and remembers resisting because she didn’t want to wrinkle her clothes. I remember standing in the front seat as a child with nobody wearing…

I had a Camry with a stick that was a few years newer than this. Surprisingly fun car to drive (slow car fast and all that). It wasn’t fast but the engine was quite “peppy” i would say. Great car.

We should Pepe Silvia the article to see if there’s a hidden call for help.

God dayuuuuuuuum. More stars for you!

Innuendos aside, this is what I feel many places lack. In SE Michigan, I feel like those guys work bank hours and keep the blade an inch of the road to avoid catching it on buckled seams, so it’s a constant downward spiral. At least in PA, they’d slam that blade into the street and cut it clean at all hours of…

Me having resisted that $500 Bronco for as long as I have counts as “culling the herd.”

I like the ads I’ve been getting for cam locks. Cam locks!

Neutral: Haven’t you seen all the comments from people saying “I’ll never buy an EV until I can get 700 miles of charge in 15 minutes. I can refill my [random ICE vehicle] in 5 minutes and get 390 miles. I never pee. My bladder is the size of a yoga ball and when I go on all my 8,321 mile road trips, I store it in a…

My ex used to say my MO was “wriggle it in.” I always thought she was referring to galvanized steel not, um, other issues.

Knolling, knolling, knolling.

I really hope they pronounce it “Poof Casa.”

Of all possible Herbs, I’m thinking White Snakeroot:

I first came across Jalopnik several years ago when I was trying to figure out what car to buy. I wanted something that would baby, was super fun to drive, and was a nice place to sit. And it had to have a manual. Today I drive a Golf R manual. I may have gotten there on my own but in the meantime, I got hooked on…