Criminally understarred this is!

The UnDeadspin

I was thinking it come ship pre-stanced.

That’s rough. Too bad nobody makes pads or anything for people to put on their seats so they’re more comfortable. Seriously, if something like that was $10 or even $20, they could have saved all that headache. Maybe someday someone will come up with something like that.

Spack english. I can’t understand what your talking aboat.

I’ve been pining for a car like that for years.

VW is totally going after everyone’s environmental bona fides. That’s why they’re pushing EVs like crazy. Yes, this came about because they got whacked for Dieselgate, but it’s happening.

First Gear:

Careful what you wish for. A 21st Century 3000GT is a 300GT X-Cross and looks like a Murano.

Counterpoint: Live next to some douche that rides a Harley, or drives a Civic with a fart can, or has some unnecessarily douchey noise machine that serves no purpose other than to be a mega-douche. I’m all for fun and stuff, but don’t externalize your petty needs onto everyone else.

You inspire me with your prime directive of not injuring a human being or, through inaction, allowing a human being to come to harm.

Sell credit when credit is due.

Fun fact: The toenail was growing from his armpit.

Can I have more details about this liver you’re giving away? Asking for a friend.

Neutral: Still waiting for, coveting, obsessing about the VW Id Buzz. That will be my next car.

But what if his fix was performed with unclean hands?

As someone who is tall, I always worry that the person next to me will poke me in the eye with their right hand. That’s why I wear Safety Dance Safe-T Glasses[TM] whenever I go to clubs in the ‘80s.

And raise gas taxes a bunch. Then use the money to fix the roads and create more mass transit.

If you pull the plug on Tracy, he’ll continue to run for at least 20 minutes on the starting fluid that has seeped into his body, likely much longer.

Boo! Why did you have to bring up awkward wandering at prom. Those memories had been buried for two decades. Boo!