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Silas Von Dookiebird
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Gwyneth Paltrow just said she’s going to solve two problems at once: She’s going to eat that Placenta. First, it prevents more “Dilly Dilly” commerciatls, and second, it’ll help climate change.

you should google “trypophobia”

Beat me to it. I was going to ask “Why?”

Screw that, 10 out of 9 doctors say that! The most bestest ever!

#FeelTheBerngina

Sometimes I see my wife’s V90 on the street, not realizing it’s her, and think “Wow that’s a beautiful car.... wait, that’s our car. Awesome!”

always wondered how it’s possible that I see so many brand new trucks and SUVs driving around. Most aren’t below $50k brand new and many are more like $70k.

But does she have any dirt on Hunter Biden?

I’ve made a perfect grilled cheese sandwich. I’ve taken a perfect shit.

Is the case you’re trying to think of National Federation of Independent Business v. Sebelius, 567 U.S. 519 (2012)?

#complicit

3rd Gear: This is where the Supreme Court’s unabashed politicization causes problems. In the Affordable Care Act case, in which John Roberts sided with the liberals to say the mandate and penalty were within congress’ taxing authority, he and the four conservatives said the ACA — which indisputably affects interstate

That is the Freedom Fist. Because he’s constantly fisting democracy.

You also need a stethoscope, and then tell everyone they might have meningitis or taint boils and send them for tests, then watch the money roll in!

“Jabroni.”

“dried egg yolk”

That may be part of it, but at the end of the day money talks. If they can save $150,000,000 per year by switching to Medicare for all, it’s insane that they wouldn’t want to do that. Also, it seems that whatever leverage they have is offset by the union’s leverage to demand healthcare.

So you think people think to themselves “I’ll just go to the ER and wait 7 hours to be taken to a room, then 2 hours to be seen, 3 hours to be treated, and another hour to be discharged because I’ve got insurance” when they could go to urgent care and be seen in 20 minutes? Okay.

I’ve never understood why huge corporations don’t support Medicare for all. If GM is paying $2,000/month in healthcare premiums for its workers, 20% of that is just profit and overhead for the insurance companies. They could save tens of millions of dollars if the commie librul gubmint taxed them 80% of what they were

#ploot