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Silas Von Dookiebird
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Wouldn’t that be the best. “Oh, I see you’re wearing a MAGA hat. Sorry, my conscience prohibits me from filling your prescriptions for insulin, lisinopril, and percocet. So sorry... Oh my, your face is really red and it looks like your left eye is drooping. You should get on a quick flight to Alabammy to get some

If it is Pence’s baby, any judge that overturns it will be prosecuted for murder.

1st Gear: Nissan focusing on rental fleet sales was a huge mistake. I’ve gotten a rental Sentra and Altima. The sense of automotive ennui was overwhelming. I have no interest in even test driving another Nissan. Ever.

National Receiver Association > National Rifle Association.

Just needs a trombone.

A strawman wrapped in a fallacy wrapped in a vest.

The village seems to be taking the stance where they would prefer Fitzgibbon to get bent.

If the car apple doesn’t fall far from the car tree, I think your car-buying future will be excellent, if not a bit frenetic. Enjoy!

When that first started, I was wondering if you posted the seizure-bots cartoon.

I think it’s:

I love when they say “Don’t make a rule, we’re doing it already!” If that’s the case, what’s the harm in making it a rule -- won’t cost them a penny to comply. Whenever they say that, be afraid. Be very afraid.

It builds the ID Buzz. It does this whenever it’s told.

Workhorse, the Youabian Puma of the truck world.

2nd Gear... I kind of think in 50 years everyone will be dead and the world will have ended but Geely will still be around, producing good cars and making fistfuls of money.

Definitely Sweet Sixteen material. Maybe Elite Eight depending on matchups. He’s no Gooch-Fant, but really, he needs to be in there.

They still look rad when airborne:

But A+ for the blast from the fucking past!

I’m glad you know the first rule of puns: Don’t hold back, when the pun presents itself, le’go!

HTO — I endorse your decision to have a pet platypus named George. Just watch out when it get all horndog because their venom is nasty!

I saw one the other day and after getting over the initial feeling like I had been assaulted by bland, I was confused because it looks like the Platonic ideal of a Buick. Woof.