It’s for Caddy fans in the midwest. Think 275+ pounds.

Come on Duck, second-half rally!

Neutral: I would turn to Mary Barra and say: “We need to make the wheel arches on our trucks more square. That’s what the people want.” Then I would clatter my bug arms and fly away.

But only my second-favorite David S. My first favorite of the David S’s is...

That’s the new 928. You can tell because it looks just like a 911.

You shut your whore mouth! You said Betelgeuse three times. Now we’re cursed with nonstop ads for eternity.

Neutral: I want something the size of my old Tacoma, meaning the width of my Golf but in truck form. Even the Ranger/Colorado are too big and wide.

I’m pretty sure that’s the new 928. You know, because it looks like every other Porch.

I hope they make it and make it look exactly like a 911. Otherwise, it won’t be a true Porch.

The only thing that makes me mad about that car is that it doesn’t a donk-enough paint job. Needs more cartoon characters!

not legal on pollution-controlled vehicle

Counterpoint: That merch is awesome. A little cheesiness never hurt anyone (except Cheese, Chuck E). Painful dad puns > racist MAGA a-holes.

Absolutes are bad. That’s why I never use them.

Hello. I’ve been here all along.

Dernit, I was hoping for a reasonably-sized Rivian in the near future.

They’ll probably toss around for some formerly iconic brand, not associated with bloated douchebag loud asshole motorcyclists, and come up with the name of the bikes from an iconic racing team.

 Can you at least get my VCR to stop blinking 12:00? It doesn’t have to be right, just stop blinking.

This is absolutely terrible! People are using “liaise” as a verb now?

We are Gen Y. or maybe Why, as in Why is everything our fault all of the sudden?

It makes no sense to blame any generation for low new car sales. Nobody is obligated to buy a car.