Our cats like a variant of the shoulder “hold.”

My current employer doesn’t allow remote work, though most of our work is based in Italy.

Thank you for posting alternative needs to the “must be quiet for bed.”

Sorry, late seeing the notification.

I spent many years learning judo - the martial art dedicated to pinning your opponent to the floor.

As a kid, I had an inhaler... but no spacer. I was never given one.

I came here expecting to post something with a stronger tone....

I also work wherever the hell I like, but I choose to come to the office for meetings, because it’s so much more productive in person.

You know you can sign out of Skype, right?

I’m REALLY fortunate.

M tip there is “I know you’ve already done this, but my system knows if you’ve rebooted WHILE on the phone to me, and I can’t even click the button to escalate this issue if it doesn’t see you reboot during the call. I’m sorry you have to do this again, but we really do need you to.”

I’ve worked phone based customer services. You speak true wisdom.

If it’s an offline brute force, yes.

This isn’t the attack vector.

Software developer here, responsible for high volume financial transaction systems with a public face...

You’re the kind of person who’s meetings I show up for.

Don’t worry, the hotel staff all know the bypass code. If you can’t open it, they can.

Or, just not be so preoccupied by life.

I agree with your last point.

I’m in the UK. To declare bankruptcy, you need £200 and to make the statement at a court of law. After that, your creditors get squat.