Above all else, this was just a bit of a reminder that I really miss having Koenig and Nigel Hayes on the Badgers. Not the best players, sure, but they made it really easy to root for them.

It’s kind of sad that, even though the new ownership group has been a just-beginning-to-smoulder tire fire, we still can look back and think, “well, they’re still better than Kohl.” But that Allen trade has got to be one of the biggest fuck ups of all time. He was the face of the franchise, an all star who actually…

Part of having a dialouge with someone you disagree with, is being able to walk in that person’s shoes - find some sort of way to understand WHY they feel the way they do, and believe what they believe. These people though...fuck...I can’t do that. I simply cannot fathom what it must be like to be this fucking dumb.…

I think I speak for all Packer fans right now when I say, the nog isn’t strong enough. In fact, get the fucking nog out of here, and just give me the goddamn brandy. Fuck this whole goddamn year.

The people of Alabama were presented with perhaps the lowest hurdle ever presented to an electorate - choosing between a pedophile, and a non-pedophile - and they still almost managed to fuck it up. So, yay for Alabama. You did something useful...for once.

Yes, because Deadspin is EXACTLY like the journalists I’m speaking of. Goddamn, some people are so fucking dense.

I think, once again, this is a good point to question why it is we need to have these fucking press conferences to begin with. Jesus...”get to that energy I think that you’re talking about.” “Tell me what your emotions were...tell me your thought process on that one play...do you think you can play well and stuff?”…

Ok, so at the risk of sounding like a typical internet reactionary; this kind of stuff almost has to be considered an epidemic at this point, right? This is the third catastrophic leg fracture that we’ve seen in basketball within the last 5 years or so. I just feel like legs should not be snapping like this so…

I tried coming up with something snarky to say about this, but...I just can’t. I’m so fucking tired. Fuck these Nazi, badge wearing fucks. Fuck them all.

My favorite Bud Selig moment is when he threatened to move the Brewers out of Milwaukee if he didn’t get a tax payer funded stadium. Then, when he got his way, he handed the team over to his daughter and effectively scuttled the fucking franchise for the next decade. If you want to make a Brewer fan reflexively hurl…

Ugh, seriously? New Glarus, Lakefront, Capital, Central Waters, Rush River, Sprecher, Ale Asylum, Lake Louie...there’s actually a massive amount of awesome beer in Wisconsin.

When I see the phrase “tighten their belts,” in reference to an athlete who is making $25 million a year, as opposed to $35 million, it causes me for a very brief moment (as in like, 1/100 of a second) to understand why someone would get so irrationally angry that they would vote Trump. I can’t even wrap my head…

I remember when the Giants spent an entire spring training, as well as the regular season, throwing balls at the Brewers - all because of Prince Fielder’s incredible walk off homer celebration the year before. This was in ’09, so I see the attitude is still the same in San Fran.

In the interest of presenting a counterpoint: Roger Ailes is dead, and that is fucking hilarious.

You’re a fucking traitor, comrade.

Luckily, Alabama is a state with absolutely no pressing issues that would benefit from even a fraction of the $11 million that they are paying Nick Saban.

Something tells me you won’t need to worry about anyone talking to you...

If there was any thought that the Cubs might avoid becoming a bunch of insufferable pricks following their first title in 300 years, this should pretty much kill that hope. Just a reminder; they won the series. Mainly because the Brewers bullpen shit the bed twice. But they won the series. And this is how they…

I hate the NCAA as much as anyone, and I believe that 95% of the sanctions or punishments they hand down to any college athletics program is usually nothing more than a load of brand-protecting, face-saving bullshit. That being said, if the NCAA came out tomorrow and said that they were banishing Penn State from ever…

Fucking Kotsay. Godammit. Honestly, the way their pitching staff magically turned into human pitching machines during that playoff run, it was pretty amazing they even made it that far. Seriously, Randy Fucking Wolf got us our lone road win of the entire playoffs. Not Greinke, not Gallardo or Marcum...Randy Fucking…