Above all else, this was just a bit of a reminder that I really miss having Koenig and Nigel Hayes on the Badgers. Not the best players, sure, but they made it really easy to root for them.

I seriously just love the people who get a new phone, experience a factory defect, and then proceed to spend more time posting photographic evidence of said defect on Reddit then it probably would’ve taken to just fucking call Samsung and have a replacement unit on their doorsteps within a day or two. It’s an…

Oh no! None of us fucking care.

It’s kind of sad that, even though the new ownership group has been a just-beginning-to-smoulder tire fire, we still can look back and think, “well, they’re still better than Kohl.” But that Allen trade has got to be one of the biggest fuck ups of all time. He was the face of the franchise, an all star who actually…

Part of having a dialouge with someone you disagree with, is being able to walk in that person’s shoes - find some sort of way to understand WHY they feel the way they do, and believe what they believe. These people though...fuck...I can’t do that. I simply cannot fathom what it must be like to be this fucking dumb.…

I think I speak for all Packer fans right now when I say, the nog isn’t strong enough. In fact, get the fucking nog out of here, and just give me the goddamn brandy. Fuck this whole goddamn year.

Please explain to me how having a giant chunk missing from the top of your phone’s screen makes it feel “more luxurious?” Ohhhhh, it’s because of the “complicated engineering” that goes into said notch. What in the fuck does that even mean? And how does it “spice things up?” Admit it, it’s a lazy fucking design…

The people of Alabama were presented with perhaps the lowest hurdle ever presented to an electorate - choosing between a pedophile, and a non-pedophile - and they still almost managed to fuck it up. So, yay for Alabama. You did something useful...for once.

Yes, because Deadspin is EXACTLY like the journalists I’m speaking of. Goddamn, some people are so fucking dense.

I think, once again, this is a good point to question why it is we need to have these fucking press conferences to begin with. Jesus...”get to that energy I think that you’re talking about.” “Tell me what your emotions were...tell me your thought process on that one play...do you think you can play well and stuff?”…

“But there’s something a little queasy about a billionaire swooping in and driving that process.”

Ok, so at the risk of sounding like a typical internet reactionary; this kind of stuff almost has to be considered an epidemic at this point, right? This is the third catastrophic leg fracture that we’ve seen in basketball within the last 5 years or so. I just feel like legs should not be snapping like this so…

Good to know that, in addition to having a hand in starting World War III, Twitter will also play a large roll in the next round of abortion clinic bombings. Yay!

Mother of God, this is just the fucking worst.

The one thing that drives me fucking nuts about the whole climate change “debate,” is the people who are against the widely accepted opinion that humans have severely damaged the world’s climate, have absolutely no good reason to even have that particular stance. When ExxonMobil, BP, etc, take a stance against…

I tried coming up with something snarky to say about this, but...I just can’t. I’m so fucking tired. Fuck these Nazi, badge wearing fucks. Fuck them all.

You and your dear leader can fuck off and go to hell.

Not sure how you pulled it off here, but somehow you made a shitty attempt at self-awareness magically turn into a pointless pile of humble bragging garbage. I can just see you now, hustling out of some Manhattan Apple Store on launch day- wait, sorry, “town square” - head bent down in shame, and then immediately…

“The device will mark the 10th anniversary of the iPhone and will potentially be a major technological leap forward for the company, which is necessary as smartphone designs are currently very stagnant and thus very boring.”

Have you guys not received your invites for the next iPhone event? That is literally the only reason I can come up with for this fucking abortion of an article.