I got in an argument with a cop on Facebook, after he had made a post essentially saying he believes people who don’t stand for the anthem should be arrested. I attempted to remind him that no, the Constitution, the supreme law of the land, would not allow for that. He responded by blabbering about “actions being…

So, I either read a press release directly from Apple, or I read tech journalists writing what Apple told them to write. Sounds like a win-win to me!

The cops have helicopters, street cameras, and the ability to plaster this vehicle’s description all over social media - and yet still, they choose to engage in a high speed chase that endangers the lives of innocent civilians. In short, there is absolutely nothing that the police can’t somehow fuck up.

I have a member of my family who is a cop, and his Facebook posts are utterly terrifying. These people are the most thin-skinned, overly paranoid fucks I have ever seen. They literally think they’re at war. And when you keep that fact in mind, it becomes no mystery at all why cops keep shitting their pants and pumping…

I remember how pissed off the Cardinals would get at the Brewers when they would untuck their jerseys following a win...I can’t even imagine what they’ll say about this.

Brewers fans are looking at this list and getting confused. A hot dog? Fucking chicken tenders? Are we at a ballgame? Or are we trying to feed a fussy toddler? You’re at a baseball game, you eat at least three sauerkraut smothered brats in the parking lot, and then spend $20 inside the ballpark eating another for good…