Do you remember when Ted Cruz was spouting off about carpet bombing (which verse was that in the Bible? I can’t remember) and Obama went on the record saying essentially “That is a literal war crime. We are bombing as much as intelligence allows.”

The cops have helicopters, street cameras, and the ability to plaster this vehicle’s description all over social media - and yet still, they choose to engage in a high speed chase that endangers the lives of innocent civilians. In short, there is absolutely nothing that the police can’t somehow fuck up.

Fuck the police

And there it is, folks. The undisputed least threatening threat of all time.